Meet Bosco ( * )

For the longest time Todd (again, no one you know) had me believe taking people photos was the worst idea ever. I’d only invite a slap in the mouth for daring to suggest such a thing or have my camera stolen and chucked in the river.

Ignoring all that nonsense I did approach some folks.
Some said no, most said sure.
Nobody died, exploded or caught on fire. It was grand.

So far the worst that’s happened was photo-ing this crew on their way into town for a night on the lash…


(Didn’t take too much encouragement to gave their best Vogue)

… and got photo bombed by this pair


(Asking them to bugger off would just be rude, besides the whole thing was laugh out loud funny. Great craic.)

Not long after overcoming Todds reluctance of taking people photos another character joins the conversation…

Introducing Bosco (*)
Everyone Bosco, Bosco everyone.
Bosco’s a ballix

Not because he’s an overly harsh critic of my photography but he says things like I might get better photos with some new kit, specifically a nice sharp lens. Maybe even one that opens up to f/1.2. You know, just to get that artsy look with the blurred out background.

Nah, you’re all right there Bosco. These look pretty good to me, especially when I lean hard into the idea that image quality isn’t the be all and end all of a ‘good’ photo.

Then Bosco counters with ‘maybe a camera like a Rolleiflex or an RZ67 would make you look more authentic, more professional even’.
Bosco can fek right off.
I’ve got a day job. I’ve no desire to be professional. I’m very happy being amateur.
Sure new kit would be nice but none of these folks had any problem standing in front of the kit I’ve got.
Well, I might stretch to a new roll of film, or several…

So yeah, Boscos a ballix. Ignore Bosco (*)

(*) any resemblance to an actual Bosco living or dead, past, present or future is purely coincidental and entirely unintentional.

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I had to decode quite a few unfamiliar (I guess UK-specific?) slang words to understand your post, but the bottom line seems to be that you enjoy taking photos with your gear, which is great.

Yes, I also found it surprising how many people say yes to having their photos taken when you ask nicely.

Apologies, forgetting myself. If I don’t hear the accent then everybody speaks my language…
Translation as spoken in Ireland -
Bosco - boys name, Irish kids TV character
Chucked - thrown
Grand - fine, OK
on the lash - in pursuit of entertainment, involves large quantities of alcohol
bugger off - go away
craic - fun
ballix - Irish adjacent to bollocks but where ‘thats b…cks’ means thats untrue, he’s a …x or dont be a …x is directed at a person - messer (oops), clown, joker but also irritating, annoying…
Nah, you’re all right there - its OK but I dont agree with you
lean hard - take a definite position
be all and end all - preferred outcome
fek right off - like it sounds but without the contribution to the swear box
day job - that which interrupts my photography but also pays for it…
might stretch… - reluctantly acquire…
film - predates digital as a recording medium. More chemistry than electronics (of course both terms are interchangeable, moving electrons around…)

Yes, photographing strangers has proved wayyy more enjoyable than anticipated, even more than stood alone in a field capturing scenery… :wink:
People are nice.

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