Yeah, me too.
But there a few ‘open source’ solutions.
I need more mega pickles.
You sure? My canon 70D has 20 of them and that’s plenty for an A3+ print, A2 at a push. How big is your 'fridge? And who has enough wall space to hang more than a few A2s?
Still want more? Then photograph the same scene with a longer focal length and make a pano. Slap on a 150-600 and go nuts… (actually, anything more than 200 is just painful (good practice though))
My cameras high iso performance is bad.
Ha, try the 70D. Its not just pants its filled nappy bad. However darktable (I’m a fan, thanks Devs) can reduce noise to nothing at 400iso. 800 is good. 1600 plus? There’s a fix for that -
See where I’m going?
Shout out to @patdavid and his in-depth tutorial -
https://patdavid.net/2013/05/noise-removal-in-photos-with-median_6/
Jeez, 10yrs. Where’d that go?
A little more fettling and that last tiff looks like
Twigs & leaves flapping about in the wind are not the best example of this technique but shows whats possible. Oh yea, ditch the tripod and shoot hand held in high burst mode. And if you’re really smart set the camera to Av (canon remember) and auto iso with max iso at 1600 (best not stress the software - devs are good but they’re not gods) and min shutter 1/250s.
But my cameras very old and has a small sensor, I need a modern full frame camera with higher dynamic range and 17 bit depth.
Really? Thats what I was thinking until -
(Thomas Eisl has a bunch of useful videos in YouTube. Thanks for letting me share the link. Website NSFW.)
Long video series short, gains from large modern sensors are pretty small while prices for large modern sensors are pretty, aah, large. Then there’s the dynamic range of your display medium - you think your monitor or printer can match the DR of that shiny new camera? Not even close.
OK so not a new camera. What about that new Otis f/0.95 bokehmonster?
Two words - Brenizer Method
So there you have it. You don’t need that spendy new kit (yes, talking to you @qmpel!). To wring out every last bit of useful information from whatever camera you have now just use the Brenizer Method and stitch together 742 focus stacked, HDR exposure bracketed and median blended 600mm images then let everyone admire all that work on their phones…