To all Swedish forumers

“…what if Scandinavians are really weird?”

Oh no, we are the normal ones.

And no, that is not an inflated raviolo!
It is a princesstårta, having a coating of marcipan,
which has a special meaning for every Swede stemming
from the county Småland.

@paperdigits: No, not accurate.
https://www.facebook.com/fosstatossdanimass

Ingemar Stenmark je bil dolga leta neuradni kralj Vojvodine Kranjske. In sploh ni bil slab kralj.

Toda ali je užival marcipansko torto?

Ja, le zato je premagal Lindsey Vonn, marcipan in melanholija švedske pokrajine.

I also thought it was a giant ravioli with something written in BBQ sauce on top. Now I’m super hungry at 0200 hrs.

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@Claes I sort of understand but could you elucidate sometime in the future?

Claes I have to say I have no idea what this is about! Perhaps its a southern* thing

*anywhere south of Örnsköldsvik 63.2883265" N

Oh yes! It is really about county Småland, or rather: their dialect.
Because of that, The First Thursday in March has become the
National Day of Småland.

In the Småland dialect, the R-sound is inaudible in certain positions.
Ask my wife what comes after thirty-nine, and she will reply Foty
(or rather Fötti).

So, Fössta tosdan i mass is the day when you eat massipantåta.
In normal Swedish Första torsdan i mars and marsipantårta.

The massipantåta in the opening post was presented to me by
one of my clients, on this day, a year ago. Yes, he too came from county
Småland.

Have fun!
Claes in Lund, Sweden

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That princesstårta looks irresistable. Mmm…

Not something that I could eat but would you happen to have the recipe?

Of course:

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It is always funny how as a german speaking person (with some english knowledge) I can understand some of the written things in swedish, and they always sound terribly cute…as if you are always speaking like small children in sweden…
:smiley:

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Bork, bork, bork!

I didn’t want to be racist against Swedes in any way, but most Americans of my generation think about that dude when they hear the word Sweden or the Swedish language.

:grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes::sweat_smile::joy::rofl:

I can reassure you, you aren’t racist regarding Sweden, but there’s a really nice cliché with a tiny grain of truth regarding you sure as hell are neglectful when it comes to European countries starting with S: “Where are you from?”, “Switzerland”, “Oh, I love Sweden, so many forests, nice people and stuff!”, “Well, yes, Sweden is indeed nice - I am from Switzerland”, “Yeah, it’s so awesome that you’re from Sweden. Isn’t that the place where they *insert whatever politically correct or not statement about Sweden that you like* (e.g. peace and equality, high taxes or the incorrect ones)”, me thinking “Fuck it, I won’t try to explain, they wont remember anyway, and merging Sweden and Switzerland would actually be awesome” saying “Right, that’s exactly how it is, and did you know, Sweden has also got the best cheese in the world, especially if molten”. #SwedenAndSwitzerlandFTW

EDIT: @afre is right, I probably shouldn’t have made a post that’s meant humorously after a word like race came up, not the least of all because my humour can be hard to get even in person, and as we all know, the internet is like a thick layer of opaque mud that makes anything gazillion times harder to interpet. And then I mixed it with real, slightly political stuff, which is hazardous even if there was no political intent whatsover. Well, what I mean to say is it’s Friday evening, I had a few beers in good company that weirdly already dispersed and I am now humouring myself with “The Meaning of Life” - I hope I could establish the relevant context.

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Racism is a difficult subject to discuss properly. Often ends in shouting matches or mistaken identity. For the record, I love people of all walks of life. If someone is less easy to love, I try harder. As for the Swedish Chef, I wasn’t even aware he was supposed to be Swedish. I only thought of the Muppet as a funny character. I suppose one strike against the Muppet Show was that many of its characters were one noted; so they could be seen as something-ist.

I have never been the President of the United States at any time of my life. The US is a salad bowl, not a melting pot!

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I humbly beg your and everyone elses forgiveness for the use of this language and a hyperbole. I wanted to bring a humorous slightly exaggerated anecdote into conversation hopefully to someones amusement, and apparently failed at that. Please, please believe me that it was never my intention and I will let it be a lesson to me, to not engage in online discussions with statements I haven’t considered properly in advance. I hope the edits made that sufficiently clear without trying to cover up anything.

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I thought your comments were fine, and I got the humor intended. (Or at least I think I did.) This coming from an American who also tends to quickly make attempts at humor without thinking about the audience. Ah, well. Let’s have some Swedish Raclette and talk it over. :wink:

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@rasimo My comments weren’t directed at yours in case you were wondering.

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